You Can't Trust Atoms - Unisex T-Shirt whittier distressed text reads "LONG HAUL

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You Can't Trust Atoms - Unisex T-Shirt whittier distressed text reads "LONG HAULAtoms committed the largest fraud in history and still have the nerve to smile about it like a 1950s civil defense mascot. Admitting it on a pun doesn't count as a plea deal. The Details: Arched navy blue uppercase text reads "YOU CAN'T TRUST ATOMS" above a vintage cartoon atom character with large eyes, a sly smile, small cheek marks, and overlapping orbital rings dotted with electrons. Navy blue uppercase text below reads "THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING."