Pee-Wee Lock - Unisex Tank Top brand White blackletter text reads "Scandia"

White blackletter text reads "Scandia" beneath the crest

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Inspired by Enter the Dragon

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Pee-Wee Lock - Unisex Tank Top brand White blackletter text reads "Scandia"Launching a bike security empire requires zero licensing and maximum paranoia, which makes Pee wee the most qualified locksmith who ever lived. Every chain in the hardware store still feels like not enough. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: A cartoon illustration depicts Pee wee Herman in a red and white polka dot clown outfit, waving atop a cruiser bicycle buried in chains and locks. Red and white custom text below reads "Pee Wee