Take a Pitcher - Unisex Tank Top 40s Posterized stencil-art illustration of Damon

Posterized stencil-art illustration of Damon Killian in a gray suit with both arms raised triumphantly

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Take a Pitcher - Unisex Tank Top 40s Posterized stencil-art illustration of DamonOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold