What The F*ck is a Frush? - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Bold white text reads "HATS

Bold white text reads "HATS FOR BATS" with red quoted text reading "KEEP BATS WARM" below

Art's running full surveillance ops and this kid treats it like premium cable

A cartoon portrait of a figure in white Jedi robes grips a blue lightsaber against a field of small white stars and sparkles

Distressed white block text reads "DON'T BE A" in a sans-serif font

What The F*ck is a Frush? - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Bold white text reads "HATSOgre's entire poker vocabulary begins and ends with a word that doesn't exist, which is impressive even by Alpha Beta intellectual standards. Sitting down at a card table somehow exposed more vulnerability than any Lambda raid ever did. Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds. The Details: Five white playing cards fan out in a royal flush arrangement, showing 10, J, Q, K, and A with black club and spade suit symbols. Distressed red uppercase text below reads