Trust Me I'm a Professional - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Pilgrims literally crossed an ocean

Pilgrims literally crossed an ocean specifically to settle and then named their whole identity after it

Blue-footed boobies got named by scientists who knew exactly what they were doing and just dared anyone to say something

Fundraising for a clock nobody wants fixed is peak small-town energy until that exact minute becomes the most important timestamp in temporal mechanics

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Trust Me I'm a Professional - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Pilgrims literally crossed an oceanBare wires sparking together is the universal symbol for someone whose confidence peaked about three seconds before the breaker tripped. Electrical tape and optimism are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TRUST ME," above "I'M A" in a smaller size. A hand drawn white illustration depicts two hands pressing stripped wire ends together, producing a jagged electrical arc and spark lines at the contact