Rumsfield's Neighborhood Watch - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_baseball Bold white distressed text beneath

Bold white distressed text beneath reads "REVERSED ITSELF

Golden Old English blackletter text reads "Los Locos" below

The word "please" is just there so nobody can technically call you rude while you refuse to participate in civilization

A golden-yellow distressed portrait depicts Kenny G with long curly hair

Rumsfield's Neighborhood Watch - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_baseball Bold white distressed text beneathRumsfield issuing himself a tactical badge and crossed rifles for a cul de sac surveillance op is exactly the energy of a man who treats garbage night like a recon mission. Klopeks never stood a chance against that commitment. Inspired by The Burbs. The Details: Distressed hexagonal badge in olive and white frames a digital illustration of Lt. Mark Rumsfield in sunglasses and a military vest, flanked by two assault rifles, with "ESTD" and "1989" at