Slow Poke - Unisex Tank Top retrotech according to a network whose

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Designed with a rustic Old West theme

Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex sweatshirt

Slow Poke - Unisex Tank Top retrotech according to a network whoseTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the