Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "THAT'S MY PIE" above a white line-art illustration of a pie with crimped crust

Retro 90s TV throwback design inspired by Binford Tools as seen in Home Improvement

and Saturday night crowds across the San Gabriel Valley

A bordered rectangle below contains pixelated green text reading "YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black Arched distressed white text readsMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block