Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Forest above large gold serif lettering

above large gold serif lettering reading "ABRAHAM DRINKIN'

these smaller teams gave working neighborhoods their own squads to rally behind

with a checkered stripe detail to the right and "NYC" in a yellow oval below

Orange arched retro text reads "WITCHES BE" above larger bold orange text reading "SIPPIN'

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Forest above large gold serif letteringNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack