OMG, I'm Like Literally Dead - Unisex Hoodie Size:S with a small golden-yellow star

with a small golden-yellow star centered below it

skipping cheerfully while waving a magic wand

is the clothing equivalent of a hostage reading their own ransom note in two accents

Bold black text below reads "PIONEERS" with "California League" in elegant script

OMG, I'm Like Literally Dead - Unisex Hoodie Size:S with a small golden-yellow starSkeletons have been waiting patiently for someone to finally use "literally" correctly. Grammar found its unlikely hero in a pile of bones with crossed arms and zero remaining patience. The Details: Arched distressed white hand drawn text reads "OMG, I'M LIKE" curving above a vintage anatomical skeleton illustration with visible teeth and crossed skeletal arms, rendered in weathered white. Bold distressed white block letters below read "LITERALLY