Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt bttf Golden-yellow cursive script reads "Established

Golden-yellow cursive script reads "Established 1926" at the bottom

Shield-shaped white badge with a black outline contains arched black hand-lettered text reading "TUCSON" at the top

Distressed orange banner text reads "THAT'S A KNIFE

ILLINOIS" curves inside the upper right portion of the circle

Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt bttf Golden-yellow cursive script reads "EstablishedTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the