Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Long Sleeve T-Shirt action Dedicating a track to Chappy

Dedicating a track to Chappy while dodging SAMs is the most 1986 thing ever committed to film

Chappy Sinclair in an officer's cap appears beside "Since 1986

flanked by red

and zero refunds

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Long Sleeve T-Shirt action Dedicating a track to ChappyJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading