Please Touch My Dinghy - Unisex Tank Top surf Large inverted magenta triangle with

Large inverted magenta triangle with a jagged yellow zigzag border along its top edge serves as the background shape

A halftone portrait of Derek Huff with mouth open appears beside white text reading "20 MINUTES

Spelling out profanity with a rebus puzzle is the adult equivalent of flipping someone off inside your pocket

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Please Touch My Dinghy - Unisex Tank Top surf Large inverted magenta triangle withAsking strangers to touch your dinghy is a request that only works when there's an inflatable raft in the illustration. Nobody is impressed by the size, but everyone respects the confidence. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "PLEASE TOUCH MY DINGHY" in large capitals. Below, a white halftone illustration of an inflatable dinghy boat appears from a three quarter angle, showing inflated pontoon tubes, a bench seat, and a transom, rendered