I Pooped Today! - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Nutcrackers spent centuries on mantels

Nutcrackers spent centuries on mantels before someone finally gave them the introduction they deserved

Shoplifting a guitar from a blind man who never misses is a bold life choice

Fit: Classic fit

Red halftone portrait of a man in glasses and a Santa hat is framed by green holly leaves with red berries

I Pooped Today! - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Nutcrackers spent centuries on mantelsCelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: