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A 1950s-style illustration depicts a red-haired woman in a lavender dress and a man in a red cap roller skating against a blue background

Golden-yellow circular badge with blue concentric ring borders displays arched blue text reading "GROUNDHOG ROLLER RINK" along the top and "PUNXSUTAWNEY

with white outlined block text reading "CAPTAIN FREEDOM'S" and "NO PAIN" above "NO GAIN

Every saber-toothed tiger survived just so someone could perfect a batting stance on a Sunday afternoon

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