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Somewhere a 1950s housewife is smiling through frosting and measuring out exactly two cups of please stop talking

Large white outlined serif letters read "LAW" centered below

Distressed red script text reads "Ex Presidents" at the top

Distressed red and cream horseshoe-shaped badge with arched text reading "WOOSTER · SKATELAND" surrounding a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a pigtailed young woman in a flared skirt striking a dynamic roller skating pose

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