Fart Ninja - Women's T-Shirt ramones Charles De Mar dispensing ski

Charles De Mar dispensing ski wisdom with the confidence of a man who just snorted the mountain itself

and sonar that would embarrass a submarine

Rising during the 1950s boom

Large white distressed block text reads "UNCLE ROMAN'S BOAT RENTALS" above smaller orange and yellow condensed text reading "BLOW SOME COIN ON A KICK-ASS DRAG BOAT

Fart Ninja - Women's T-Shirt ramones Charles De Mar dispensing skiNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters