Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Misanthropy written in wedding invitation

Misanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email

squiggly lines

" completing a circular badge layout with weathered screen-print texture throughout

A funny design inspired by The Simpsons

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Misanthropy written in wedding invitationEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring