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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos - Unisex Hoodie airplane1 Burnt orange and steel blueBanjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in. Wholesome clip art canoe guys have no idea they're paddling straight into the most regrettable Google search at your barbecue. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water. Below the illustration, white serif text