Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:S " with two crossed hockey

" with two crossed hockey sticks and a puck centered beneath

a white single-color illustration depicts Santa Claus seated cross-legged in a yoga lotus pose

" A house with a reddish-brown roof sits center

Black uppercase text below reads "LOS ANGELES

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:S " with two crossed hockeyTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text