Stop! Hammer Time - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Fletch turned petty fraud into

Fletch turned petty fraud into a membership perk with better dining options

Bold light-blue sans-serif uppercase text below reads "UNTIL IT'S TIME TO NOT BE NICE

Arched cream text reads "WORLD'S FIRST TIME TRAVELER" around a vintage hand-drawn portrait of Einstein in beige tones

retro bubble-style typeface reads "BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID" stacked across three lines

Stop! Hammer Time - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Fletch turned petty fraud intoReducing MC Hammer's entire cultural legacy to three preschool icons is the most respectful thing anyone's done for the man since parachute pants. Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered. The Details: White distressed stop sign icon labeled "STOP," a hammer silhouette, and a clock face are arranged left to right in a horizontal row. Together they form a rebus puzzle reading "Stop