American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt camping and a restaurant made it

and a restaurant made it a complete night out

mouth open in a grin

acknowledging that surviving December requires the same energy as a Slayer mosh pit

Dripping red text below reads "Dig iT

American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt camping and a restaurant made itPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."