I Can Feel it Down in My Plums - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Carrying a watermelon gets you

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I Can Feel it Down in My Plums - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Carrying a watermelon gets youCan you feel the tension? I can. I can feel down in my plums. Getting a nice, bluish hue. Getting ready to take them down to the farmer's market. Inspired by Ashley Schaeffer from Eastbound and Down. Printed on our super soft 100% airlume ring spun & combed cotton long sleeve T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury 52 48 cotton poly vintage heather edition for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.