Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL wielding a sword and ornate

wielding a sword and ornate round shield depicting fighting figures

but the nachos are why you actually came

matching white text reads "Nuts" with a curved baseball-style swoosh underline

Bombing at a Vegas diner with an Enlightenment bit is peak Mikey

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL wielding a sword and ornateSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit