Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex Hoodie anaconda and a golden yellow star

and a golden yellow star topper adorn the tree

An argyle-inspired row of alternating teal and coral-red diamond shapes contains white text reading "BOWLING TEAM

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Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex Hoodie anaconda and a golden yellow starDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Style: