Mushnik's Little Shop of Horticulture - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL White faux-Japanese brush-stroke text below

White faux-Japanese brush-stroke text below reads "MIYAGI TURBO" across two lines

Spilling sodium is just passive-aggressive seasoning at this point

Blue script lettering reads "Schabers" with the large "S" styled as steam curling up from a small coffee cup and saucer illustration

Ron genuinely believes Channel 4 News is a public service

Mushnik's Little Shop of Horticulture - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL White faux-Japanese brush-stroke text belowMushnik's rebranding strategy is basically slapping a cheerful logo on a bottomless meat grinder and calling it horticulture. Annuals, perennials, and unusuals that require a very specific fertilizer nobody should ask about. Inspired by Little Shop of Horrors. The Details: Arched distressed orange serif text reads "Mushnik's" across the top. A cartoon Audrey II with a gaping toothed maw, green leaves, and terra cotta pot sits between green diamond