Professional Crop Duster - Women's T-Shirt Size:S " and smaller white text

" and smaller white text reads "QUEBEC-ONTARIO-VERMONT" above "LEAGUE" flanked by two gold stars

Carrying a roll of toilet paper into the woods is just a victory lap at this point

Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage

" with orange and gold horizontal speed lines integrated into the lettering

Professional Crop Duster - Women's T-Shirt Size:S " and smaller white textCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.