Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt flint " completing a classic "I

" completing a classic "I ❤ NY" parody format

Curly Bill turning a polite farewell into a casual death sentence is peak conversational efficiency

with curved distressed white text reading "FRANCIS" below

Text reads "As Heard On The Delicious Dish

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt flint " completing a classic "IBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below