Betamax - Unisex T-Shirt defunct Nobody told him "a few

Nobody told him "a few laughs" meant defusing bombs barefoot while wrapped in Christmas lights

Peak enthusiasm wasted on the most passive object in the entire ocean

On summer nights

Stick figures have been silently enduring crosswalks and bathroom doors for decades

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