Breast Man - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Natural Eighty-seven beers ago

Eighty-seven beers ago

and platform shoes that defy every law of physics

rendered with hand-drawn motion lines

Metal detecting on a beach is just shaking down the ocean for pocket change with forty pounds of equipment and zero dignity

Breast Man - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Natural Eighty-seven beers agoDeclaring yourself a breast man while pointing at a turkey is the Thanksgiving equivalent of a diplomatic immunity card. That bird silhouette is doing more legal defense work than most public defenders handle in a year. The Details: Distressed burnt orange turkey silhouette in profile with fanned tail feathers stands in a vintage weathered print style. Bold blocky sans serif text below reads "BREAST MAN" in matching burnt orange ink with heavy