It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "NAUTI BUOY" above a gray anchor illustration with golden-yellow rope coiled around the shank and threaded through the ring

all rendered with a distressed texture

wearing a red suit with green gloves

Distressed white Western-style text below reads "SKIN THAT SMOKE WAGON" and "AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Arched distressed white block textRandolph Duke dropping "jive turkey" in a three piece suit is old money attempting street cred with the confidence of a man who has never once been corrected. That seasonal urgency makes it the most calendar dependent flex in comedy history. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Distressed white serif text centered in three stacked lines reads "It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving." Weathered texture runs throughout the