Running Man - Captain Freedom's Workout - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Ripping a kid's scooter apart

Ripping a kid's scooter apart to escape Biff counts as founding a skate company if you do it thirty years before anyone else

Golden-yellow arch-shaped frame encloses a black vinyl record silhouette with radiating lines at its center

Arched distressed white text reads "LAKE POTOWOTOMINIMAC

which is a sentence that never gets less absurd to say out loud

Running Man - Captain Freedom's Workout - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Ripping a kid's scooter apartCaptain Freedom retiring from televised murder to sell fitness tapes is the most honest career pivot in television history. Snapping necks and cashing checks just naturally leads to motivational slogans on a VHS box set. Inspired by The Running Man. The Details: Blue halftone illustration of Captain Freedom in a muscular flexing pose, flanked by red and blue stars, with white outlined block text reading "CAPTAIN FREEDOM'S" and "NO PAIN" above "NO