Rolling Squirrels - Illinois - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Touring merch for a band

Touring merch for a band that only existed because three convicts needed gas money is peak accidental greatness

Curved distressed white block text reads "ALL GOOD" arcing above a campfire illustration with orange flames over stacked tan logs

Bold black block text below reads "I'M BAKING YOU SOME SHUT THE FUCUPCAKES

not even kids who took the long way home through three feet of snow

Rolling Squirrels - Illinois - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Touring merch for a bandRolling squirrels on roller skates sounds like a rejected mascot pitch until you realize somebody organized them across seven Illinois suburbs. Kankakee was apparently a key market in the squirrel skating economy. The Details: Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS" above two vintage hand drawn squirrels standing upright on roller skates, facing each other inside a circular white emblem. "CLUB" and "MANAGER JOSEPH NEKOLA" appear in smaller lettering