Beaver Liquor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Stacked text below reads "WALLA

Stacked text below reads "WALLA WALLA

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Beaver Liquor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Stacked text below reads "WALLABeaver Liquor only works because your brain processes it faster than your dignity can intervene. That cheerful cartoon mascot exists solely to give you three seconds of plausible deniability before grandma sounds it out. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BEAVER LIQUOR" above a cartoon beaver in brown and orange with a white belly, crosshatched flat tail, large front teeth, and a cheerful expression, holding a green bottle. Green text