I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt allentown a neighborhood alley that anchored

a neighborhood alley that anchored the block for decades starting in the mid-twentieth century

Asking "who farted" in a room has a 100% false denial rate and a 0% chance of producing a credible suspect

matching white text reads "Nuts" with a curved baseball-style swoosh underline

styled with a weathered stamped texture

I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt allentown a neighborhood alley that anchoredKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun