American As Apple Pie - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt victoria A red illustration depicts Cyrus

A red illustration depicts Cyrus with arms outstretched

curling two gray dumbbells at shoulder height

" Large curved cream text below reads "BLOOD BANK

wearing a green and white polka dot party hat

American As Apple Pie - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt victoria A red illustration depicts CyrusApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple