Kamana Wanna Lei A Cocktail Lounge - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt brooklyn Hand-brushed white lettering reads "TONGA

Hand-brushed white lettering reads "TONGA ROOM" beside a coral-red tiki lantern depicting a mountain and outrigger canoe scene

Distressed white hand-lettered text reads "There's No" above a large flowing cursive script reading "Crying" with a baseball-style swoosh tail extending beneath it

Blue halftone portrait of Brad Wesley with a red star above

Curved black bold sans-serif text reads "DON'T BE A" across the top

Kamana Wanna Lei A Cocktail Lounge - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt brooklyn Hand-brushed white lettering reads "TONGANaming a cocktail lounge so people accidentally proposition strangers out loud is the greatest linguistic terrorism since "Pen Island" got a website. The tiki branding exists purely as plausible deniability for a joke your mouth commits before your brain can object. The Details: Bold blue arched serif text reads "KAMANA WANNA LELA" with "COCKTAIL LOUNGE" in smaller green serif type to the right. A distressed green vintage illustration depicts a hula