Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top rt_a 2" diameter

2" diameter

Bold light-blue sans-serif uppercase text below reads "UNTIL IT'S TIME TO NOT BE NICE

Curved distressed white block text below reads "IF I'M REAL

Cambodia was apparently just the tutorial level before something with mandibles showed up

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top rt_a 2" diameterJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading