Stan Mikita's Donuts - Long Sleeve T-Shirt football "Trophy wife" printed in bowling

"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage

" to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid-transformation with bloodshot red eyes

Inspired by The Running Man

Leeloo's thermal wraps reduced to dots and dashes is basically a walking Gaultier schematic

Stan Mikita's Donuts - Long Sleeve T-Shirt football "Trophy wife" printed in bowlingSugar Pucks flying off the counter at Stan Mikita's hit harder than anything in the Blackhawks' offensive zone. Garth nursing a cruller under fluorescent lights is the purest form of Aurora gravity. Inspired by Wayne's World. The Details: Curved white text reading "HOME OF THE SUGAR PUCK" arches above a small oval portrait of Stan Mikita, flanked by "AURORA" and "ILLINOIS" on a red and golden yellow shield. Bold block lettering reads "STAN MIKITA'S"