Sobchak Security - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_bttf Letterforms show a weathered texture

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and here you are proving him right by buying the shirt

Distressed white serif text stacked across four centered lines reads "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO STUFF" in a bold retro typeface

Turns out the only winning move is not to play

Sobchak Security - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_bttf Letterforms show a weathered textureSobchak Security offers peace of mind six days a week because Shomer Shabbos is non negotiable, even during active burglaries. Every consultation includes a complimentary lecture about Vietnam. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: A cartoon portrait of Walter Sobchak in yellow tinted aviator sunglasses and an olive vest, holding a raised handgun, sits at the top. Distressed yellow block text below reads "SOBCHAK SECURITY" followed by white serif