The Beetus - Unisex Hoodie lakewood flanked by a golf bag

flanked by a golf bag on the left and a weathered halftone portrait on the right

Baseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services

Turns out the deadliest junkyard dog ever is just a golden retriever who wants belly rubs

Bold white sans-serif text reads "I like eating my family and my friends

The Beetus - Unisex Hoodie lakewood flanked by a golf bagWilford Brimley cloned four times in mop top wigs looks like the greatest band that ever lectured you about blood sugar. Every track on the album is just a different way of pronouncing the same word. The Details: Bold white serif text reads "THE BEETUS" across the top. Below, a high contrast black and white caricature portrays four mustachioed figures with mop top hairstyles, arranged in a staggered group portrait mimicking a classic band photo