Santa's Favorite Ho - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_football " "TELL A LIE

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Santa's Favorite Ho - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_football " "TELL A LIESanta pointing at you with both fingers like he's identifying a suspect in a lineup really sets the tone. Wearing this to a holiday party guarantees your grandmother will need a moment and a glass of wine. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus in red, cream, and peach tones depicts him pointing upward with both index fingers. Retro 1970s cream cursive text outlined in golden orange reads "Santa's Favorite Ho" below. Fit &