Don't Ask Me How I Wipe Poster • Bedrooms that shouldn’t feel

• Bedrooms that shouldn’t feel boring

Maybe they smile

Wildly different energy on the inside

I'm a proclamation of vehicular freedom and intestinal liberation

Don't Ask Me How I Wipe Poster • Bedrooms that shouldn’t feelEvery cabin, garage, hunting shack, bait shop, and suspiciously sticky basement needs one thing: A warning. This black wall poster delivers it in bold lettering large enough to stop conversations mid sentence: DONT ASK ME HOW I WIPE, BECAUSE I DONT. Simple. Honest. Deeply upsetting. Designed like something youd find nailed to a crooked tree deep in the woods beside an abandoned cooler and a chair thats seen too much, this poster transforms any room