Abe Froman - Sausage King of Chicago - Unisex T-Shirt la grande Bold weathered white block lettering

Bold weathered white block lettering reads "KREESE'S GYM" below

Building good robot usses from hardware store junk requires a genius whose entire vocabulary is one word shouted at different volumes

" Golden-yellow text below reads "NEW YORK

Inspired by A Christmas Story

Abe Froman - Sausage King of Chicago - Unisex T-Shirt la grande Bold weathered white block letteringReservations at Chez Quis require either a name on the list or the sheer audacity to impersonate Chicago's most powerful meat mogul. Nobody questions royalty when the crown fits. Inspired by Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The Details: Large distressed white decorative serif text reads "Abe Froman" above a retro cartoon sausage mascot wearing a golden crown, white gloves, and black shoes, striding with one finger raised in a mid century advertising