Squishable Flocked Christmas Tree (Standard) Team Yankee American During an apparent freak accident

During an apparent freak accident

Hailing from distant elemental domains

they’ll become a Zombie Knight

while best effects are obtained over a gloss black base color

Squishable Flocked Christmas Tree (Standard) Team Yankee American During an apparent freak accidentWhat exactly is a Flocked Christmas Tree? I don't entirely know, but judging from context clues, it's a tree that's decorated all super fancy and stylish. Also judging from context clues, you probably know more about Christmas trees than I do. The context clue in particular to which I refer is the fact that you are, yourself, also apparently a Christmas tree. I pick up on things like that. 17 inches. Polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!