"Two Ways to Handle" Classic Car Long Sleeve Tee - Where Muscle Meets Metaphor cat lover physicist complete with a network-mapped Earth

complete with a network-mapped Earth that looks like it's trying to organize a really complicated interplanetary dinner party

Maintain semantic integrity throughout wash cycle

Available in sizes S-3XL (because bugs come in all sizes)

(Note: Hoodie has not been tested in actual space

"Two Ways to Handle" Classic Car Long Sleeve Tee - Where Muscle Meets Metaphor cat lover physicist complete with a network-mapped EarthAh, the eternal question: how does one handle life's curves? This shirt answers with a resounding "muscle car and power lines" (which, admittedly, wasn't one of the multiple choice options we were expecting). Featuring a retro styled muscle car design that's more dramatic than your uncle's "I could've bought one of those for $500 back in '73" stories, this long sleeve tee captures that perfect moment when Detroit iron meets sunset aesthetics. The