Happy Fucking Birthday Candle Flavored Lube so you are never hunting

so you are never hunting for batteries when the mood hits

the weight and presence of it

and when you're ready to move up you already know the next size is going to reward you for it

What's Included: 2-tiered enhancer ring and 4-tiered enhancer ring

Happy Fucking Birthday Candle Flavored Lube so you are never huntingThis is a birthday candle that says exactly what a lot of people are thinking. It skips the sentimental nonsense and gets straight to the point, which is why it tends to get a genuine laugh out of just about anyone who sees it. Simple, direct, and a little inappropriate in the best possible way. It does its job well as a candle and does its other job well as a conversation starter. People buy this as a gag gift for a friend with a good sense of humor,