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Made from cotton atoms arranged in a complexity several orders of magnitude less impressive than a Matrioshka Brain

After discovering that climatologists track atmospheric mood swings with the same methodical precision that therapists use to document human emotional instability

-Science teachers tired of atomic gossip

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