The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt 3 Pack we design clothing that helps

we design clothing that helps socially awkward people such as yourself avoid serious conversations

As the wise Ricky Bobby once said

Legend has it that ole’ Georgie was so "shooketh" by the winning shade of the promiscuous primary color that he needed some matching undergarments for his own pleasure

I have fought my needs by wearing this comfortable bralette during the offseason

The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt 3 Pack we design clothing that helpsIntroducing The Johnny Adams, our most functional American flag shirt to date. We spent hours in a lab setting while creating this American flag Hawaiian shirt. Of those hours, zero of them were dedicated to actual research and development. We started snooping around the lab, found a metric ton of 99% isopropyl alcohol and had a pretty weird time. In retrospect, I don't think isopropyl alcohol is meant to be consumed, but hey, we're just some kids